sirenshadow: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: ...
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christhedoctordaniel: sodamnrelatable: MY GOSH YES !!! There’s a reason old books smell like vanilla: lignin.
faithsoprano: I feel like sooner or later, everyone that’s ever joined Tumblr inevitably starts watching Supernatural. They say there’s one person out there on Tumblr who hasn’t seen Supernatural yet …
madisonc1263: qsinoroyale: why do i have so many tabs open: the musical and it’s award winning follow up: where’s the music coming from and then the street-dance blockbuster spin-off: is that music or is that the hum of an appliance i’m bobbing my head to
Because @redsonya is the evil mastermind of...
Sonya: I feel like I need something and I don't know what.
Sonya: I hate that.
Sonya: Bit conspicuous isn't it?
fishingboatproceeds: jsgabel: Not to make everyone hate me, but am I supposed to find Benedict Cumberbatch adorable? If you don’t find him at least slightly adorable, they actually take away your tumblr, Julie. Careful, don’t let the fandom find you:
That sounds glorious.
enterthedreamatorium: The year is 2063. All human language has evolved into simply repeating the word “hipster” over and over. No one has any idea what subculture or level of irony or self-awareness they’re even making fun of anymore and civilization is descending into madness.
Whenever Steven Moffat Writes a "Strong Female...
YOU ASKED OKAY
@redsonya: What's a good engagement gift for a man?
@redsonya: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.
depressionblogging with david tennant reaction...
Time spent composing two email replies: 20 minutes. Time spent thinking “I should really reply to those emails but I don’t have it in me”: 5 weeks. Brain: 1 Me: 2 (I am counting each email as its own victory) Realization that occasionally my greatest archenemy is my own brain. Brain: 2 Me: 2 Times Tumblr ate this post with no trace left of it: 1 Brain: 2 Me: 2 Tumblr:...
oh my god i want to retire to the country with this coat to bear its children...– Me, talking about an army surplus coat I found on eBay.
Sonya: I kind of want to go to OSH after work and buy the ski masks, a crow bar, duct tape, and a plastic drop cloth, all together, and see if the cashier even bats an eye.
me: you are my hero.
"I like your existential terror. And your shoes!"
me: i like that you think of me as a friend
joey: why would I talk to you all the time if we weren't pals?!
me: cause of your crushing loneliness?
joey: that's why EVERYONE is friends
... and NOW imagine the last scene from "The...
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP on a ferris wheel, looking through the glass at the beautiful night sky as it lights up the carnival below. Then, when they reach the top, person A surprises person B by getting down on one knee and proposing, and person B squeals in delight and gives a tearful, “YES!” Guess what, internet! I found the Tumblr that really brings out my...
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP trying to adapt to an ordinary, mundane life after having seen so many extraordinary, terrifying, wonderful things others can’t really relate to—at least they have each other. Imagine the therapy bill.
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP handing out candy to trick-or-treaters after discussing having kids and Person A saying they aren’t ready. Person A sees a sad smile on Person B’s face when the children leave, and realizes how much Person B truly wants to be a parent. Person A then whispers “Let’s have kids,” to Person B as more kids walk up. Imagine Person B in a locked bathroom at the...
DAVID TENNANT'S ARSE.
I am hilarious. Right now you are thinking about how hilarious I am and smiling to yourself, charmed and a little — wistful? Wistful, that’s definitely it. Is there something you’re not telling me? There is, isn’t there. Hush. Don’t ruin it. All we have is this place, these moments we steal together. Please, don’t try to make it into something it isn’t. ...
I understand your wants & needs…Like your photos, it is just you need to...– The only nice thing about a pushy, entitled top who insists on talking like a James Bond villain is that all the mind-bendingly boring yapping means you have, like, half an hour to escape from their incompetent clutches. FYI, I also have another project over at pantslock. If you happen to do the...
I shall now defuse this highly explosive bomb while simultaneously, and at the...– — The Great Gonzo. I like the reassurance that the bomb isn’t just explosive, but highly explosive. It’s important to have standards.
Romanticised damage is heroin chic for the soul: no matter how angry, hurt or...– Foz Meadows, “Broken Birds, Damage & Brave New Worlds” Related: Compare the mental illness you see in movies and literature (“Check out the amazing art I made in my kooky loft! Come on over, I’ll cry in the bathroom about things you don’t see and then teach you...
Well, I don’t agree with you about _____ being sexist. I checked with my...– Dudes: File this one under “things not to say, ever.” I get where it comes from, I really do. What it means to say is “Well, I thought about the idea that as a man, I might not understand your perspective, so I asked for more information.” What is says, though, is “I don’t like what you said, so I...
Felicitations (Poem for the Loud Neighbors' Cat)
Shut up, neighbors. Shut up, cat.
sometimes whole speeches to torch-waving mobs walk...
“Look, all I wanted was Tom Waits’ mind with David Beckham’s body and Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s face, OK? I am not a monster! “The monster is Joseph Waity-Becks over here, who isn’t looking so good. Kind of sloppy and leaky at the seams, actually. I’m starting to wish my high school had offered Home Ec. “Or Biology.”
I wish the squirrels could come over to my table so I could look at them &...– brad does acid. “limousines have to be the funniest looking cars they must be very secure and emotionally confident to go out every day looking like that” “found a rly nice waterbottle on the ground in quad but I misspelled every word in this tweet the first time I typed it so...